Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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