so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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