Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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