: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
All I want is dick and wine.
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