Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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