Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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