I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
