debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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