Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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