did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
