Non-Jews are for practice
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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