i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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