She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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