Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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