ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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