Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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