I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
This is the high leading the old right now
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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