Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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