I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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