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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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