who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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