Come see our sink grown plant.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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