How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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