Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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