it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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