Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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