she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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