To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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