Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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