So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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