we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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