Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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