Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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