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(619): View more from California

I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.

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(443): View more from Maryland

just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.

(1-609): View more from New Jersey

Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars

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(410): View more from Maryland

These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.

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(315): View more from New York

I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?

(718): View more from New York

Keg backpack and a Bike

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(765): View more from Indiana

I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened

(574): View more from Indiana

I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.

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