stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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