Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
