don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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