what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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