i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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