he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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