it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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