why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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