What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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