your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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