You just made me feel so damn special
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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