so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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