is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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