I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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