She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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