My room smells like vodka and shame
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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