Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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